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Road Pics Cleveland, Quicken Arena

Santa?

There's something different about this Santa, I can't quite put my finger on it.

Hasta SD

Today, it is with a heavy heart that I must bid adieu to my beautiful homeland of San Diego to brave the subterranean arctic temps of the east coast. Shortly, I will arrive in Pittsburgh, which now boasts an eye opening 28 degrees of pure cold.

My spoiled SoCal ass is already freezing, but as a M-A-N-E (that spells man) I am left no choice but to power through and rely on my award winning coat of chest hair to keep me warm. My exploits in the past have earned me this mass of untangled, untamed, unbelievable chest fur and it is finally time to put it to use. Don't let me down, buddy.

Below are some pics of my last night in North Park.

And yes Shakas, Steve did piss in your sink while you were in the bathroom.

Where's Greggo?

As you may know, I am about to embark on an epic conquest of the Northeast American continent and will be gone from Xmas day until late April.

Due to legal implications, I am not allowed to say the name of the group I will be on the road with, but let's just say it rhymes with blarlem blobeblotters. As their tour photographer, I will be sharing my travels on this blog as well as trying to remain free from both incarceration and exile.

I know what you are thinking, you have to leave on Xmas, that sucks. Not for me, due to one reason. J-E-W. We like to eat chinese food and go to movies on Christmas so being on an all expense paid US/Canada tour is not so bad.

I'll miss my fam, my boo, the homies, lil maggie (below w/ natty ice), and cali burritos. Stay thirsty my friends, I will return.

Wedding Afterparty

The best part about going to a dry wedding is how drunk everyone gets before, during and after. We even had a guy dressed up as a giant penis (oh, I mean peanut).

The Wedding

Our little boy is all growns ups. JT and Amanda tied the knot and all the homies were there to give moral support and see how inebriated we could get in the parking lot outside (it was a dry wedding for most, but let's just say not for us). Overall, I would say we were successful on both fronts. Yes, it is true I was also the best man and delivered a speech that many have touted as, "Way tighter than that one speech Martin Luther King gave that one time." Their words, not mine.

PS One of these pictures may not have been at the wedding, see if you can figure out which one it is.

Kern River

After much criticism and a deteriorating fan base, I have decided to throw my towel back in the blogging arena. This time I'm really back. For real, no really. You still don't believe me, huh? Well, fine. Blow it out your ass jerk. Above are a few pics of our Kern River madness, enjoy and stay tuned....