Green Monster University aka my cousin's new book

My cousin Andy Wasif is as comedic as a young virile Jerry Seinfeld and he just wrote a book called Green Monster University: Creating Die-Hahd Fans Since 1901. I will not hesitate to encourage you all to purchase this item post-haste. This comedic "textbook" illustrates the teachings and life lessons that create the the worldview of any hahd core Red Sox fan, which can all be learned at "Green Monster University."

I know what you're thinking, "F$%# the Sox, they win all the time now." This is where you are dead wrong, my friend. After 86 years of losing amidst humiliation and degradation, the only way a Sox fan could cope is through humor, much like the Jews. The result of these repeated postseason thrashings is this tome of knowledge and tomfoolery, a metaphorical guidebook for us all to navigate this crazy playoff series called life.

Hey, don't do it for me, do it because people from Boston are just funny. They speak kind of retahded, they drink cooooffee, they pahk the cah, they bang whoooahhs and instead of getting drunk they get wicked pissah, all that.


Here is a little description, so stop toggling between my blog and internet porn and just focus for a moment:

Green Monster University teaches enthusiasts of all aptitudes and levels of passion what it takes to be a Red Sox fan. This book has every piece of information you'd ever want to know about them . . . some of it factual. With this book, you'll learn about all the intricacies that go along with being in the best fan base in the country.